Want a body like mine? Yes you do (ok, maybe)! What’s my secret? Eating a sensible diet (most of the time), eating junk food occasionally, drinking loads of beer, and cycling to work everyday! :-) Just look at that sculpted arm from years of lifting heavy mugs of beer! Just look at that not-too-big beer gut! Look at those cyclist legs! This is the diet breakthrough of the century, folks.
But, anyway, on to today’s story. I didn’t have time to bring lunch to work today, so I took glee in the opportunity to cycle on over to a nearby McDonald’s and get a few McDouble Cheeseburgers and McChicken Sandwiches! Mmm! Having McDonald’s too often would get pretty boring, but once every few weeks is a treat.
After riding into the parking lot, I noticed they had placed a bright yellow bike rack on the sidewalk. Wow, I guess they got tired of me and the other cyclists chaining our bikes to the kiddie playground fence! I was elated! It’s also a very nice bike rack that holds your front wheel and makes it easy to fasten both your front wheel and frame to the rack. Way to go McDonald’s!
I walked in and got a slight grin from the girl at the counter who tried to hide her expression as she looked at my Velcro straps around my pant legs. Ok, I guess I did look a little geeky with my plaid button-up shirt and dress pants with straps. Ah, well, cyclists do their thing and we don’t care how we look, mmkay? ;-)
After taking my order, I said, “Wow, it’s nice that you guys put a bike rack outside, I’m lovin’ it!” Then I quickly grimaced in pain and said, “Umm, sorry I said that. I hate that slogan. Gah.” They snickered and handed me my order.
Ha! I’m lovin’ it!